Give me the silliest of the silly questions!
by Charlie Leck
by Charlie Leck
A friend wrote to me a couple of days ago about a silly question. My tummy hurt from laughing so hard.
Give me your best examples of silly questions. You know how to email me. If not, go to my profile and find my email address there... or, leave it as a comment.Charlie,
Yesterday I was at Walmart buying dog food and the lady behind me in the check out line asked me if i had a dog...
Naturally, I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again... even though the last time I ended up in the hospital... but since I had lost 50 pounds on the diet, I was giving it another chance...
She asked me if i had been poisoned by the dog food,...
...and I told her, no, I had stepped off the curb to smell an Irish Setter's ass and was hit by a car.
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